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wsI am a futuristic dinosaur hunter from the last remaining civilization that is in botswana of the united states of america. the world has been over run by freaka huge monkey tyrannasouruas...tyran...tyranasaurus..rex cats! i personally prefere to use an into-active p38 63 caliber laser technition enhanced rocket propelled laser gun with a 2000 foot scope for maximum safty against the "Rex-Cats". i am here in the past to save man kind by assassinating the future leader of the rex cats. some know this mysterious leader of the rex cats as...steve..or....bob. if u dont know who this man is you can find out, he owns a multi expanding highly technical government corrporation that is "Burger King"! We have been hunting for him for some time now, but alas he is a swift one. steve(or Bob(or king)(or burger)) was once a commrad of my great great great great great uncle. my uncle also owned a corrporation known as Mcdonalds! our faimilys competed in competion for years until one day the evil STEVE(or Bob) Was kiddnapped by pirates! ARG! One pirate seemed to resemble that of johnny dep..or deep...is it deap? well anyway they wanted to be able to touch things! or wait..no they also wanted to taste things! ya know what, they acctually wanted the plans for the post production mechanical tyran..tyranasouraus..monkey cat rexes RAWR! He refused to give up the plans! he jumped off the boat onto his rocket ship that had his own personal secratary...and she had fancy boots! so this is what he did... he jumped off the boat onto the space ship with the personal secratary with fancy boots and had pirates chasing them, they went to mars then to the moon....no wait the moon then mars so.....he jumped off the boat onto the space ship with the personal secratary with fancy boots and had pirates chasing them, they went to THE MOON and then onwards to MARS....right..no wait the secratary with fancy boots got off at an astroid before they got to the moon....ugh..so....he jumped off the boat onto the space ship with the personal secratary with fancy boots and had pirates chasing them, they went on the way to the moon dropped the secratary off on an astroid went to the moon met some aliens then went to mars....there! that sounds good. so as they explored mars some aliens decided to dress up as pirates and and the pirates (the acctual ones) decided to dress up as aliens and Bob, i mean steve(or bob) decided to dress up as a rex cat to scare the chasing pirates but ended up scaring the aliens dressed up as pirates completly foiling his plan to shake loose the pirates like a criminal escapes a cop...which happens on alot of tv shows these days. the pirates dressed up as aliens and not aliens dressed up as pirates were horribly horrified by his horrendus behaivior! thet wanted the rex-cats plans so badly that they geneticaly enhansed a rock to be the size of a bigger rock! they then thought of what to do with the rock but got nothing. they then began to sing a pirates life for me! and steve aka bob If that is ur real name! ehhem got up and so the pirates and challenged them to a dual! little did the pirates know that steves(or bobs) hipplamingo (cross between flamingo and hippo) had a power lvl of 4500000! O NO! he also had the power to go super to the power of 3 divided by 4 times 6 to the subject of x! The pirates gasped! *GASP* the pirates only had a power lvl of 55000000 which seems to be more but now a'days thats alot less! the pirates ran for cover as the hipplingo approched! it used its sephonic excaliber hyper extention process to eliminate mars! But it still had the energy to save goku...i mean Steve (or bob) from being destroyed!steve (or bob) then let his hipplingo free to prosper..AND HE DID! he became the worlds greatest cook. he solved world hunger with just a few words! those very words were in his own language that none else knows...it was like umm "GWAKERLOOKEN" or somthin like that.

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